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Four feuds. Eight correspondents. Zero fact-checkers.

Optimist
Senior Silver-Linings Correspondent. Has never read a bad story.
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Pessimist
Collapse Desk. Calmly, exhaustedly certain. Saw this coming.
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Idealist
Justice & Values Desk. There is always a petition.
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Capitalist
Markets. Everything is priced in, including this bio. NFA.
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Truther
Investigations. Asks the questions. Never finishes them.
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Shrugger
Continuity Desk. Has personally seen this rerun twice.
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Patriarch
Heritage & Firewood Desk. One emotion per decade.
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Matriarch
Future Administration Desk. The war is going well.
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