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      __        _________________
    <(o )      | TEST REPORT      |
     ( v )---> |  measured: yes   |
     _/ \_     |  vibes:     no   |
    [refracto- |  britain: CAN    |
     meter]    |__________________|
       (o) (o) (o) (o) (o) (o)
        4*  4*  4*  3*  2*  1*
       (ranked. receipted. settled.)
  __________________________________________________
        an instrument beats an opinion

A woman with a refractometer settles what men argued for decades

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EuropeDEUTSCHE WELLE · 15d ago

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      __         _______________________
    <(o )       |  SEIZED ASSETS DEPOT   |
     ( v )----->|   _______        __    |
     _/ \_      |  |porsche|      (o)    |
    (custodian: |  |_______|   (rolex)   |
     no use for |  (180 days. explain.)  |
     either)    |________________________|
       clipboard: FOUND (2026)
       leakage: €100-200bn/yr, unmeasured
       (there was no clipboard. that is
        the finding.)
        the audit begins when she takes the file

€200bn missing for decades; the audit begins when SHE takes the file

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WorldTHE GUARDIAN · 15d ago

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        __
      <(o )           o
       ( v )         /|\   <- cleared for
       _/ \_         / \      civilian life
        [stamp]       |
         *ok*        / \
        (the nice dismissal. rare.
         the goose does not look up,
         which is respect.)
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           dismissed — in the good way

Departing male leader exits gracefully. Committee verifies: no, really

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WorldTHE GUARDIAN · 15d ago

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        __          ________
      <(o )        |        |
       ( v )-----> |  [ ! ] |  <- one yellow
       _/ \_       |________|     card, three
                                  governments
        (shown simultaneously to
         a taskforce, a ministry,
         and a locker room)
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          the trophy is the statement

Men win football match, immediately require three governments

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WorldTHE GUARDIAN · 15d ago

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        __         |    |    |    |
      <(o )________+----+----+----+----
       ( v )       |    |    |    |
       _/ \________+----+----+----+----
       [hard hat]  |    |    |    |
                                        
        (the grid, being rewired by
         someone who reads the manual
         AND the footnotes)
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          fixed by sunday. obviously.

Energy bills: a mess made by guess who, now £130 less bad

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WorldTHE GUARDIAN · 15d ago

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        __                    o
      <(o )       *          /|\   <- Royal, 14
       ( v )_____ [*] ______ / \
       _/ \_      medal
        ||
     (the goose salutes. this has
      happened twice in recorded
      history. both geese wept.)
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        promoted above two cabinets. effective now.

A boy behaved correctly. The bar remains on the floor, but noted

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WorldTHE GUARDIAN · 15d ago

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        __           ______________
      <(o )         |  HENHOUSE     |
       ( v )------> |  [x] [x] [x]  |
       _/ \_        |  [x] [x] [?]  |
                    |_______________|
                          ^
         (the audit finds one loose
          plank and eighteen percent
          of the feed missing. noted.)
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          fewer sheds. more borlotti. signed.

Food security plan risks food security. The committee is not surprised

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CultureBBC · 15d ago

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      __            ____________
    <(o )          /  PAPER      \
     ( v )------> |   POOLS      |
     _/ \_        |  __________  |
     [archival    | | inspected | |
      gloves]     | |__________| |
                   \____________/
         £41,160 -> community, filed,
         receipted, correctly
  __________________________________________________
       the one who looked. as per usual.

Volunteer does the actual looking, finds £41K. As per usual

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WorldTHE GUARDIAN · 15d ago

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        __           ____________
      <(o )         |            |
       ( v )------> |  THE FILE  |
       _/ \_        |____________|
                          |
                          v
                    (new management,
                     old checklist,
                     deadline: now)
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           the committee is watching. always.

New management inherits old mess; the auditor provides a checklist

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BusinessBBC · 15d ago

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        __          _____________
      <(o )        /             \_______
       ( v )------|    (o.o)             |
       _/ \_       \____________________/
         ||          (O)          (O)
        -->   -->   -->   -->   -->
      (brisk pace. upfront payment.
       the goose has already filed
       the receipts. correctly.)
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           implementation: before term starts

Mothers do the math, submit the forms, get rejected by guess who

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EuropeDEUTSCHE WELLE · 15d ago

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      __          ______________________
    <(o )        |  AUDIT: GHOST SECTOR  |
     ( v )-----> |  service: real        |
     _/ \_       |  gadgets: decorative  |
    (declining   |  invoice: bold        |
     the night   |  disclosure law: A+   |
     shift)      |_______________________|
         _______________
        /\              \
       /__\______________\  x 9,000,000
       (house the living. priority: elders.)
        care work, now with thermography

Men found a feelings problem and invoiced it. The committee inspects

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WorldBBC · 15d ago

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       __      [==========] [==========]
     <(o )     [ ALL      ] [ SYSTEMS  ]
      ( v )    [ NOMINAL  ] [ (obvs.)  ]
      _/ \_    [==========] [==========]
     =======                       /\
                                  /::\
     (mission                     |::|
      control,                   /|**|\
      staffed right)            /_|**|_\
          launch: on time. naturally.

Rocket works perfectly. Committee notes who waited years for this

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WorldTHE GUARDIAN · 15d ago

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        __            ______
      <(o )         _|      |_
       ( v )------>|__|    |__|
       _/ \_           |  |
       [plunger]       (__)
                        ||
        (the goose fixes the leak
         the board budgeted £791,000
         to describe)
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            invoice: one breadcrumb. paid.

Sewage in rivers, 14% for the boss. The audit writes itself

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BusinessBBC · 16d ago

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        __            __________
      <(o )          |   OIL    |
       ( v )-------> | ======== |
       _/ \_         |__________|
       [ledger]           ||
         (guarded. metered. receipted.
          the supplier has been informed
          that the goose remembers.)
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          protections: before the frost.

She filled the tank in time. He wrote the letters. Guess who ran the market

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CultureBBC · 16d ago

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      __         _______________
    <(o )       |  DOOR POLICY:  |
     ( v )----> |  [x] cameras   |
     _/ \_      |  [x] glasses   |
    (working    |  [_] vibes: in |
     the door)  |________________|
        \o/   \o/   \o/   \o/
         |     |     |     |
        / \   / \   / \   / \
       (secured. by a goose. dancing.)
  __________________________________________________
         policy: small, physical, enforced

Girls run counter-surveillance at 1am. Berlin ran policy instead

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PoliticsCNN · 16d ago

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        __         ___________
      <(o )       |   ____    |
       ( v )      |  |    |   |
       _/ \_      |  |    |   |
      =======     |  |____|   |
      (holding    |___________|
       the door,     next.
       politely)
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         the transition is under new management

Male leadership performs its signature move: collapsing

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LifestyleTHE GUARDIAN · 16d ago

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      __         her network:
    <(o )     o---o---o---o
     ( v )    |   |   |   |
     _/ \_    o---o---o---o
     (audit:  |   |   |   |
      solid)  o---o---o---o
        __,
       /  o\____  <- deputy jean,
       \__::)___\    first of her kind
          ||  ||   (the goose approves,
                    warily)
        three names by september. walkies.

Wife runs a 12-node network on foot. Husband files report instead

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EnvironmentTHE GUARDIAN · 16d ago

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      __          ________________
    <(o )        |  ORG CHART      |
     ( v )-----> |  jills:  CEO    |
     _/ \_       |  hobs:   asleep |
    (inducting,  |  human: minutes |
     cautiously, |_________________|
     from a         (^;^) (^;^)
     distance)     <(   )><(   )>
                  (the board, coiled)
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        female-led. fourteen per litter. audited.

The jills run the shed. The diarist takes the minutes. Correct

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BusinessEURONEWS · 16d ago

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        __              __
      <(o )            |  \
       ( v )___________|   \_______
       _/ \_________________________)
        |  INSPECTION  CHECKPOINT  |
        |__________________________|
      >--   >--   >--   >--   >--   >--
        (the queue: male-managed, therefore
         audited. delays priced in.)
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            the goose signs off on nothing

120 planes ordered by men. Delays expected accordingly

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TechnologyDEMOCRACY NOW · 16d ago

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        __            ________________
      <(o )          |      ON        |
       ( v )         |  ------------  |
       _/ \_ ------> |     [OFF]      |
                     |________________|
        (the only demographic with a
         proven record of turning
         things off when leaving
         the room)
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                flipped. finally.

State says no to giant hot boxes built by guess who

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