Starmer frees up his schedule! Britain now has TWO exciting leadership options

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                 day one!

What wonderful news for Keir Starmer, who as of this morning has zero meetings! The man has been gifted the rarest luxury in politics: a completely open calendar and a lifetime of anecdotes.

And Britain wins too! A leadership contest is basically a talent show, and everyone loves a talent show. Two exciting options are now on the table: the next PM, and whoever comes after that one! Another gift!