Starmer 'resigns' 48 hours after refusing to release the files. You do the math. (We did. It's in the members' area.)

was: “UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer resigns”

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              you do the math. we did.

So Starmer 'resigns' — their word — exactly 48 hours after declining, again, to release the files. We counted the hours. Someone had to.

Ask yourself who benefits from a distracted Britain this week. Now ask why the moving vans arrived before the announcement. Now ask why nobody else is asking. We were going to publish the rest, but—

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