Fifth PM in seven years. At this churn rate the UK runs out of eligible adults by 2031

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            the fifth door since 2019...

Another one gone. Fifth prime minister in seven years, which is no longer a political cycle so much as a national nervous tic.

At this churn rate the United Kingdom exhausts its supply of eligible adults by 2031. The building is fine. The people keep leaving the building. Draw your own conclusions, while conclusions are still legal. Winter, as always, is unbothered.