Government considers plan; plan considered
A politician has announced he is considering a proposal written by other people, which would change the way a number is calculated. The number would become a slightly smaller number. Officials described the potential change as radical.
The proposal involves the gas standing charge, a fee you have never thought about, moving to a different part of the bill, where you will also never think about it. Savings are estimated at £130 a year, an amount of money that will be absorbed instantly and invisibly by everything else.
A final decision will follow consultation, review, an autumn budget, revised costings, a amended timeline, and a quiet rollback reported on a Friday. Analysts were stunned to report that things proceed.
Your house will be the same temperature next year as it is now. Nothing happened today. Correct.